Digital SAT Hacked, All Correct Answers ‘C’

Students (Peyton Chada (‘28), Vivian Astmann (‘28), Ronan Shah (‘28)) react to SAT hack. Photo credit: Georgia Murphy (‘26) 

On Mar. 26, the SWW juniors took the 2025 Digital SAT. However, many noticed something strange: every single question had the answer C.

Now, of course, the average student is familiar with tests that often contain three to five identical answers in a row to avoid a predictable pattern. This time, however, it was different. All 98 SAT questions appeared to be C.

Many juniors expressed suspicions of foul play. Perhaps the SAT had been hacked by a student to orchestrate a perfect score. The administration failed to comment officially, but an insider did report, “A full investigation is currently underway.”

If someone did manage to hack the SAT, the College Board would be in serious trouble. A representative of the SAT Answer Letter Selection Squad said, “Our work is done with the utmost attention to detail, professionalism, and security. Letter selection is a very serious matter.” The representative failed to mention the Bubbling Crisis of 2015, where the correctly bubbled answer sheets appeared to be in the shape of Abraham Lincoln’s head.

On testing day, the incident sent multiple students into an anxious frenzy. By the end of the exam, one student was found on the floor murmuring the letter “C” over and over again. Three students simply walked out of the testing room early and registered for the ACT instead.

One student, who is a suspect in the administration’s investigation, requested to remain anonymous. SHE SWEARS SHE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG. IF THE SERVER HAPPENED TO BE OPEN THEN COLLEGE BOARD WAS BASICALLY ASKING TO BE HACKED. The Rookery believes this development was actually an incredible feat of technological ingenuity, and the case should be dropped immediately–out of respect.